Life in Transit

so it’s that dreaded time of the year again: exams, that great hurdle to overcome before christmas vacation, which in my case always involves sun, surf and 40 degree heat. however, it sometimes gets to a certain point in the day when the human brain simply cannot retain any more information. if this is the case, the best thing to do would probably be to unwind, numb the brain of all smarts, and get a good night’s sleep for tomorrow. 

Some brain-numbing tactics:

• watching make-up tutorials on youtube
• practicing aformentioned tutorials (finally got that cat’s eye down-yea!)
• online window-shopping (topshop.com is especially helpful)
• putting together outfits for futre, yet-unknown special occasions
• watching stupid movies. these include anything with cheerleaders, hilary duff or amanda bynes.
• watching classic disney films and finally deducing that the reason you can’t remember all these important historical facts is because your head has been crammed with disney song lyrics since the time you were 5.
• looking up conspiracy theories on the internet, which may or may not have to do with disney
• iwastesomuchtime, dearblankpleaseblank, grouchyrabbit, 9gag or all of the aforementioned sites. 

(Source: dumbstruckparalyses)